Sick and Wicked

hedgehog-goulash7:

wauwy:

I finally caved and tried watching “Elementary.”  Wow, serious mistake on my part. 

How are you going to pretend you’re preserving the integrity of the canon when you make Clyde, the famous SEA TURTLE of the ACD stories, into a BOX TORTOISE? 

Is anyone seriously pretending they didn’t do it just to pander to the thalassophobic masses? 

ugh, I’m disgusted.

plus the leads are too hot.  NEVER AGAIN. Fuck you, America

best review ever

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swanjolras:

also: after the ap euro multiple choice section i made designs for the second wave of romantic writers as the world’s most popular emo-folk-punk-indie-pop boy band (and mary godwin), The Romantics

introducing: george gordon byron

• “the bad boy”
• dark and tortured soul
• once had a hot makeout session with selena gomez
• once had a hot makeout session with literally everyone
• lead singer
• wears too much guyliner
• (it’s funny because there’s no such thing as too much guyliner)

percy shelley

• “the cute one”
• writes all the songs about happy things and sad things and cute things and kissing girls that get on the radio the most
• plays bass guitar
• is the most peppy and enthusiastic when they make the video diaries
• dating mary so fucking hard

john keats

• “the dreamy one”
• plays the piano
• has dark and tragic past
• was really polite to ellen degeneres when they went on her show

and mary godwin

• “the drummer”
• so done with all this shit
• can also play the accordion, the violin, the flute, the cello, the trombone, the xylophone, and the motherfucking mandolin
• writes all the songs about sea monsters and irish legends and zombies that appeal to the hipster fans
• seventeen magazine has repeatedly said that she is a lesbian
• she’s not a lesbian
• she did think ellen degeneres was pretty hot, but
• she’s dating percy shelley
• no, really, seventeen, she’s dating percy shelley, he’s taken.
• how the fuck did you not think he was taken.
• she fucking made out with him on stage.
• (to be fair, so did byron)

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reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

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